I am the owner of the largest mill in England where I run my operation from. I manufacture my products in the UK, China, South Africa, Turkey and Italy. We are now a worldwide company shipping products from our own factories to the kitchen industry in many different countries, I am the owner of my own Granite Mine in Mongolia and two forests in China and one in South Africa, I was the first person to develop an integrated Fridge, Freezer, Dishwasher and Oven in China.

I have spent seven of the last fourteen years travelling the world in search of the best value products in the kitchen industry and when I say travelling the world I mean 30 hour train journeys to forests, factories and granite mines and a whole lot more whilst my competitors sit on their fat arses complaining about me.

So, to finally get to the point, if you want to have a serious advantage in the kitchen industry then you should be talking to me and taking advantage of what I have to offer - I really have worked very hard in the kitchen industry during the last 14 years, I have found and developed products at prices no-one in the world can compete with. When I built my factory in China, it was built in the forest where the wood comes from (sustainable, of course) - no-one in the world has this kind of advantage. The British kitchen industry doesn’t want you to know what I have to offer - it would kill the wholesale kitchen distribution industry - that’s why my name must be tarnished with false stories of poor customer services.

The British kitchen industry doesn’t want you to know what I have to offer.

I would like to invite you to either my mill in Oldham or even one of my factories abroad where I can show you exactly what we do and what we have to offer. I promise you that when you leave you will know that Maple Industries are very, very serious about this kitchen industry and you will fully understand and see for yourself why we are the largest in the world at what we do. To give you just a rough insight into Maple Mill in Oldham we carry in stock at any one time over two million kitchen doors - that’s more stock than the whole of the British kitchen industry.

Please do come and see me and I’ll treat you to dinner and put you up in a four star hotel - on the house - and just to top it off you can start to double your profit margin.

One of my staff will be contacting you during the next few days to see if we can talk you into coming and visiting us or just feel free to give us a call at any time.

I assure you of my best intentions at all times.